OMG Valentine's day is today? Dammit, I forgot to get a boyfriend again.  Ahhh this lovely holiday graces us yet again. As if tripping over the roses addressed to my roommate and the ones on my awful co-workers desk weren't enough to make me want to eat an absurd amount of chocolates (heavily discounted starting today)... I can now thank all of my friends on Facebook and Twitter for suddenly becoming crazy cheesy romantics on this very day. Normally I try to live in the moment but today I'm just looking forward tomorrow. Luckily, I have some amazing single girlfriends so we shall hit the town tonight and toast being sexy & single. ~Anonymous Anti-Valentine's Day post

If you're feeling a bit blah about Valentine's Day this year...you're not alone! The day is almost over and reality will soon be here but until then enjoy a laugh or two with our 25 favorite anti-Valentine's Day quotes...

1. I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon. ~Unknown
2. I'm single because I was born that way. ~Mae West
3. Some people are settling down, some people are settling and some people refuse to settle for anything less than butterflies. ~Sex in the City
4. Being single is pretty good. It's a nice sense of irresponsibility. ~Michael Douglas
5. If you are single there is always one thing you should take out with you on a Saturday night... your friends. (And on Valentine's Day) ~Sex in the City
6. I think, therefore I'm single. ~Liz Winston
7. Valentine's Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don't have a special someone, you're alone. ~Lewis Black
8. It goes Christmas, New Year's Eve, Valentine's Day. Is that fair to anyone who's alone? These are all days you gotta be with someone. And if you didn't get around to killing yourself at Christmas or New Year's, boom! There's Valentine's Day. I think there should be one more after Valentine's Day just called, 'Who could love you?' ~Laura Kightlinger
9. Happy Valentine's Day! And if this is news to you, my guess is you're probably alone. Valentine's Day is often times a, well, it's a manufactured day that really doesn't mean anything. ~Jon Stewart
10. Today is Valentine's Day. Or, as men like to call it, Extortion day. ~Jay Leno
11. Every year, girls are like, 'This is the year I get diamonds!' And guys are like, 'This is the year I get a blow***!' Everybody's disappointed. ~Aisha Tyler
12. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?  ~Unknown
13. Box of chocolate, $20, dinner for two, $80, dozen roses, $100, being single this year on Valentine's Day and saving $200, PRICELESS! ~Unknown
14. Dear Valentine's Day...thanks for reminding me I'm SINGLE!
15. Why do I need a date for Valentine's Day? I can buy my own damn flowers and box of chocolate...
16. Happy SINGLE Awareness Day - no card, no flowers, no chocolate. OH WAIT...no one to tell me what to do, to clean up after, to spend my money - LOL
17. A Valentine's Day Warning to All Men: If she says she doesn't want a special gift, she's LYING!!! She's just testing your mind-reading capabilities...
18. 2 reasons on why Valentine's Day sucks: 1. it makes single people feel like crap & 2. it's kinda scary to know that a fat baby is running around with a weapon.
19. I wish that Valentine's Day came with a fast-forward button... ~Unknown
20. "I'm Single"~It means I know what I deserve and not settling for anything less. I'm independent and I am able of taking care of myself  and don't need a man to do so. ~Unknown
21. Happy phony, romanticized, overly commercial, sucks to be single, pretend that its love, day! ~Anon
22. Valentine's Day is for couples. Us SINGLES have the other 364 days of the year to enjoy ourselves! ~Unknown
23. REMINDER: Valentine's Day is a gentle reminder that Christmas decorations must come down!
24. Instead of celebrating Valentine's Day this year, I'm celebrating Discount Chocolate Tuesday.
25. Happy Valentines to all the couples out there, may your love last forever... And to all the single people out there, may your batteries last forever... ~Unknown