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Are you wondering if it’s time to kick your guy to the curb?  If you’re experiencing any of the following, it’s most definitely time to wave buh-bye and send him off to boyfriend heaven.

10.  The thought of spending one more holiday with his family makes you sicker than his great aunt’s fruitcake.  If you don’t like his family (or they don’t like you), that’s a total deal-breaker.

9.  You’ve supported his lazy ass through school and fifteen different jobs (which he either quit or got fired from), and he’s now living under your roof rent-free.  After slaving away for twelve hours, you come home every evening  to find him sitting on the sofa, smoking pot, and playing video games.

8.  You’d rather wax your upper lip than have sex with him.  In fact, you don’t wax your upper lip hoping it’ll make him reluctant to kiss you.

7.  He gives you a toaster oven, a vacuum, or any other completely unromantic gift for a special occasion.  Worse still is if he re-gifted the item to you.

6.  You discover he has multiple aliases and seems oddly paranoid about travelling internationally.

5.  You find out that he’s created an onlinebootycall.com account.  If he tells you he was “just looking” or did it “for fun,” he’s lying.

4.  He wears skinny jeans.  If his pants look like they belong on a girl, he’s not a real man.

3.  He often “forgets” his wallet when out with you or says things like “Can you spot me on this one?”

2.  He won’t answer his phone in front of you or turns his back when he’s texting.  You know what he’s up to…

1.  You find a pair of underwear in his bed or between the cushions of his couch.  If you listen to him for even one second when he tries to convince you that they’re yours, you’re a bigger fool than he is.

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