Daily Distraction: Boink
Posted by Katie Ostoich on May 10, 2012 at 1:20 PM
We've all been there: You're at a bar chatting with a cute guy and you’re thinking it could go somewhere (at least for the night). But it’s not really a tactful topic of conversation to discuss whether that person has a candle wax fetish, a whip collection, or is into role-playing, right? So now what?
Sure, you could wait for that guy to invite you out for dinner and a movie, get to know each other, and go from there. But, we’re busy. Who has time for that. People have places to go and people to boink. Thankfully (and hilariously), a crack team of developers at MEDL Mobile have created a new iPhone app, appropriately named "BOINK," which allows users to create a "sexual proclivities" profile based on likes, dislikes, positions, kinks and fetishes.
Using the same technology as the popular data-swapping application "Bump," you can touch your phone to this sexy stranger’s and the program will use a "sexual compatibility calculator" to do determine whether the two of you would make a good match.
And if those features don't seal the deal, BOINK also has a "stats" counter for keeping track of sexual exploits and a "tales" page where people can exchange stories. I mean, really, it’s worth it just for that. And fortunately, Mashable explains that all data users input into the application remains private.
I think this is hilarious and I’d love to know if anyone has used it! Get the app here.