Fun Places to Get It On Before Graduation Day
Posted by ashley lake on April 18, 2012 at 4:48 PM
College. The 4 (ok, for some of us 5) greatest of our glory years. You’re not a girl, not yet a debt-ridden woman (yes, bring on the Britney.) You’ll take a lot of memories with you from the journey from Freshman to Senior, but there will also be some regrets. Some of those regrets are going to haunt you for the rest of your life, or until you get a good paying job, which in this economy might mean the rest of your life. And of those regrets, potentially chief among them are not having sex in places you wish you would have. Once you graduate, these passion possibilities are past their expiration date. They’re gone…gone…gone. So make sure you have the most fulfilling experience you can. Here are the top places you should have sex before you graduate.
Open all night. So many sleek surfaces. The thrill you could get caught. Multitasking at its finest. For an extra layer of enjoyment: Turn the dryer you’re on top of to tumble.
Bus Stop Pick Up
For a more outgoing rendezvous, there’s nothing quite like having one last late night fling as the time to leave comes nearer. Think of the excitement: People walking by, can’t quite make out your shapes. Is the bus going to show up? It’s going to most likely be a standing up kind of encounter but the effort’s worth the story.
Too tempting NOT to try. Especially for a late night drunken hook-up.
That’s what it’s there for! That way you don’t have to risk waking up your roomie. Duh!
They’re usually so old that they give you plenty of time to, uh, get in and get out before you reach the top floor. Fun, convenient, and you don’t even waste the study break.
Bent over a desk. Up against the chalkboard. A big ol’ F U to your econ teacher that gave you a B- instead of an A on your midterm. The best part is that you never know if someone’s going to just waltz right in. There’s a reason they make the desks so sturdy.
Workout before and then workout again after. Get the endorphins pumping and then it’s time to get physical, physical.
This is possibly one of the all-time great fantasies. In the reference stacks, maybe the pillow room (yes, my college had an actual pillow room in its library and your equivalent probably already has a wait-list to bone in there), or just pick a cozy and darker corner. The best part of the whole experience is that having sex in the library is the ultimate game to play: you’re not allowed to make any noise after all.
Cliché, but clichés are such for a reason. This is the one you knock out in your first couple of weeks. It should be listed as a scheduled event in your orientation folder.
Just imagine tens of thousands of people are actually cheering for YOU!
Game Room/ Rec Center
Who needs to go to Babeland when you’ll have so many toys to play with? Just be careful with the pool cue, but those ping-pong balls, come on, I mean, just nothing but fun to be had here. Maybe you can create a whole new game with all sorts of silly rules. Then break them and see where that takes the two of you…
During a Campus Event
While this is technically not a place, getting it on during a concert or festival or sporting event is classic exhibitionist thrill. Just be sure to make it discreet…no arrests please! Wear a skirt, act like you’re dancing…you get the picture.
And there you have it ladies, 12 places to have sex before you graduate. Put this list on your dorm room door and start checking them off. Trust me, there are parts of the college experience that aren’t essential, but I can make an argument that any of these absolutely are.
The real questions: which of these have you already done, and did I miss any goodies?