LOL: Chris Brown’s Tattoo is Possibly Rihanna, Definitely Ugly
Posted by Katie Ostoich on September 12, 2012 at 10:19 AM
In case you’re sick and tired of reading hundreds of headlines about Jessica Simpson’s weight (OMG can’t we just let her be?) and your brain can’t possibly comprehend that Ryan Reynolds is off the market (OMG I didn’t even know they were dating!), here’s another celeb saga to fill up your brain with: Breezy got a new tattoo this weekend that you can see in all it’s ugly glory up top.
It kinda looks like a smudge. But it also kinda looks like a battered woman. Something he, uh, has a history with to say the least.
Cute new tat!
Luckily, Team Breezy is all over this. His rep tells paper of everyone's record TMZ: "His tattoo is a sugar skull (associated with the Mexican celebration of the Day of the Dead) and a MAC cosmetics design he saw. It is not Rihanna or an abused woman as erroneously reported."
Ok, fair enough. But still, shouldn’t you have used a little common sense in this case? Or you know, picked something wasn’t so freaking UGLY?
Our verdict: LOL. Just when you thought it wasn’t possible to dislike this guy any more than you already do, he finds a way. It’s his art. Almost as offensive as this “message” is the terrible execution of said message. I guess when you’re a horrible human being, walking around with this on your neck is fitting.