The Worst "Sexy" Halloween Costumes You've Ever Seen
Posted by Girls Guide To on October 13, 2012 at 4:29 PM
We thought we've seen them all. But, year after year the new "sexy" costumes still surprise us. We're not sure who buys these or wears them, but I suppose if you're going to look ridiculous it might as well be on Halloween. Here are some of the worst costumes out there this year.
What the hell is this even supposed to be?!
A sexy plumber... with a plumber's crack?! How is that even hygienic?
A Potato Head costume? Not sure why you would want to make that sexy.
Well, if you're trying to pick a guy up, this costume would be pretty fool-proof.
Aptly named, the "Working Girl" costume. Makes sense.
Why, just why?
So we're creating a sexy version of an old, creepy man's look? Not gross at all.
A sexy version of a child doll murderer? That's bound to cause some nightmares.
This one is called, Anna Rexia. No, we're not joking. We wish we were.
A Sexy Barista? Bottom of the barrel ideas here.
We can only imagine one would regret wearing this Hostess cupcake costume as much as they do when eating one.
A Sexy Real Estate agent. Possibly worse than the Barista costume.
A sexy remote control? Because, women, too, are just objects to be used by men. Ugh.
Sexy Chinese Takeout!? Doesn't seem racist at all.
So, tell us, which costume is the worst? Would you ever considering wearing any of these?