EW Creepy texts from guys makes me really question my taste when I'm out drinking. There's nothing worse than waking up in the morning, the stale taste of champagne on my tongue, all fuzzy headed, trying to remember the night before and then I get a BBM saying, "Hey sexy! Remember me? I'm the guy that bought you a hotdog at 3am last night. I hope we're still on for that date you promised me." Okay, there's one thing that is worse, that's if said hot dog buyer was next to me in bed the next morning. Shudder.

bahahahaha! I laugh but isn't it really sad? I haven't even been out on a descent date in months. Nowadays, guys feel they dont have to woo you anymore. I hate when guys expect you to come over their house for wine...psssshhhh! Might as well just ask if I wanna come over and F*&%. UGH! Where are all the gentlemen in this town? Is it too much to ask to be taken to a nice restaurant, eat good food, have a great conversation and then maybe go dancing. But NO! All I've heard lately is....Hey Babe! You wanna come over? (douche bag voice). UGH! So frustrating!

Funny.... I can't remember the last lame text I got :) But, yes guys invite you over to their home to "hang out" and we bitch and complain to our friends but we still go over? Why because we want it too? Conclusion FTP!!!!

Haha... these are all so funny! I've gotten one that said, "So..what do you think of me? Looks wise, I mean..."

Uhhh if you have to ask that, then you're not going to get a good answer!

A few months ago i went out with a guy for a week or two, then decided he had too much baggage. A couple of weeks later i passed him on the sidewalk, and he quickly texted me: those girls look good. Referring to my breasts!! And he wondered why i wasn't interested?

Lol....these are SO funny! One time a guy sent me this text (and I just met him a couple hours before), "So I've got this bedroom swing with your name on it" - I of course start laughing and I don't respond because HOW do you respond to that?! And then he managed to text the SAME msg to me two more times...was he worried that I might have missed the msg the first time?

Thank God I met my boyfriend shortly after and proved to me that there are normal, gentlemen in Los Angeles.

this is why i never give my number out. if a guy really wants to go out with me he'll find me. and i never have to worry about creepy text messages. i think maybe two guys in my life know my real phone number (i give them my ex boss' phone number) and i'm creepy text free and loving it!

I get a text every 2 days or so from this club owner in L.A. who I met randomly when I went out with a group of gals for a night of clubbing. He sends me texts saying I am on his VIP list and can get free drinks and get to the front of the line...
The man is like 35 and bald and no matter how many VIP lists he puts me on or how many free drinks he offers, I will NEEEVERRR ever respond or go.

I have WAY to much dignity for that.

This isn't about me getting a bad text but a bad text I sent out... I was out with my girlfriends and had a little too much to drink and decided that it would be a good idea to send the guy I've been dating a text saying- I wish you were here w/me so I could kiss you. Only problem is that his name is Brian and my old bosses name is Brian and I guess I got confused b/c I sent it to my old boss instead. He wrote back - Don't think you meant to send this to me but I hope that things are going well. I've never been so embarrassed in my life. Note to self - when sending drunk texts make sure to check who it's being sent to.

I got a text from my ex boyfriends friend telling me that now we are broken up that we should really hang out because he could tell there was chemistry between us. Of all of my ex's friends he was the one I liked the least. Ew!

I recently went out on a date with a guy, who preceeded to get drunk on our date (which took place at 7pm on a Sunday night). He then asked me if I'd go out with him again, and not wanting to make the moment awkward I said sure even though I was thinking "there's no effing way I would ever go out with you again!" We parted ways and by the time I got home, about thirty minutes later, I had three texts messages and one missed call from him.
The TM's read: You kinda rock let's do it again; Call me sexy!; I just wanna call and say Goodnight :(.
Okay really, we had just met two hours prior to these texts! Psycho! WTF did I get myself into?? I felt like one of the girls from the movie "My Best Friends Girl" who gets set up with that disaster of a date. Made me miss my ex... which is pretty hard to do!
The texts haven't stopped since that night. How do I let this guy down lightly? Or should I just tell it like it is and tell him he has problems?

yeah like there was this ugly creeper guy thats my age that i was just bein nice to cause his cousin had just died in a car crash is suddenly all "in love" with me so i have to keep ignoring his cheezy txts until finally he just stopped texting me. i never saw him or heard from him again, thank god.

So I've been head over heels for my best friend for a long time and for a while, I thought I had a good chance of going out with him. One day I was texting him and he said "You know who I've always loved?" and I thought he was going to say me, so I was acting like I was playing dumb, trying to get him to say it. But then he went on to say the name of a friend of mine that he had gone out with a few years ago. I was so crushed!

awwe well he doesnt know what hes missing one day he will see.

One summer I met a guy who ended up being a total perv/player who liked both me and my friend. I texted him to be nice for a while and one day he texted me saying "Hey sexy, so your friend told me she isn't interested in anything other than a serious relationship so I think im gunna try for you now." I was completely taken back! Im gunna try for you now?? Is that sapposed to make me swoon or something? " You couldn't have my friend so now you will except me? Oh joy!" Haha WTF! The when I called him out on his rude text he got angry and started cusing me out. He then gave my number to his friend who sent me dirty pictures for a week. When I never replied he stopped-thank goodness!

i got sent a chain tm one time it was really bad it was one of those forward one that are like if u get 20 of these ure a great F@(& 15good 10 okay under 5 u suck!
that one pissed me off

Ha! these are awesome. My personal favorite was one night I went out with one of my friends, and we met these guys. Well, the hotter of the two started hitting on me, and of course I was flattered and flirted back. The four of us hung out for the night, but at around 1 am we went back to my friends house. We were getting ready to crash and I get a text message from the guy saying "I love you" I was like "Um... no. You don't actually." and he continued to argue with me! I had met the guy less than 12 hours before, and he was trying to tell me he loved me?! WTF?

one time, i went to a guys house because we wanted to hang out and i get there and sit down on his couch and he told me he had to go do something real quick, so he got up and walked into the other room, not even two minutes later i get a text, i check my phone and its him texting me from a room over saying "You look good today." Like I'm sitting in your living room, so we can hang out and you have to go in the other room and text me that i look good? wtf.

Oh i can so relate to this. This guy once asked me for my number. I kinda knew him so I said yes and wrote it down. well when I get home I hear my phone vibrate and he's like "hello?" and I said hi kinda wondering why he sounded unsure. Then he was like " Phew, it turned out that I was trying to text you and I texted the wrong number and I said some things." I was like, What. Things. he just responded "Things. Things that I probably shouldn't have said." I was just slack jawed thinking what things were you going to tell me! I barely knew the guy, I only said that I would give him my number because he was a friend of a friend. What kind of girl did he think I was? I just really hope that that wrong number turned out to be some overweight old guy. If so we'll can just call this little experience karma, kay?

I have a 20yr old guy texting me. I hardly ever text him first because I know that all he wants is sex. One day he sent me a text saying "I love u" followed up with "I think you are really cool and I want to date you". That is ass backwards dont you think. AND this guy has never met me in person before. We got hooked up by one of our mutual friends. Its crazy.

ugh yeah ive had a similar experience. I met this guy once at a birthday party i was hosting at work. it was for his little sister. anyways so long story short he gets my number. we hung out once, and wen i got home he texts me that he loves me. i told him he didnt and he flipped!! he called me a lot of obscene things in a single text and sent it over and over for over an hour.

i had texted, lmao.

and he replied, can you really do that? cause some people might miss it...:'(

There was this guy that I knew from school a few years ago that I could not stand. I mean, I don't really dislike people but this guy was a whole other story. He got my number from a mutual friend and started texting me all the time. I would fall asleep to him texting me and when I would wake up in the morning, I would have like 25 texts, most of which said stuff like "I love you so much! Why won't you answer me?!?!" Uh... Sleeping! HELLO!! But a few of the texts he sent me where like "I loved that booty in them jeans today. Yo should come to the crib and gimme a piece of that." I'm just like c'mon man! You aren't gangster and you aren't two so you don't have a crib. Can you say creepster??

hahaha I have to say these have totally just made my day :) We all have a brain fart or two, and we end up with creepers texting! There was one guy I actually started dating, that would never ever stop texting me! He lived a few hours away but it wasn't that far. We had known each other for years previously so I thought I knew him fairly well.... Big mistake! I swear that boy had more estrogen then I do! He was always texting me things like, "you're just so beautiful" "I miss you so much right now" "thinking of you" and these wouldn't have been to bad if they hadn't been literally twenty times a day! They were mooshier texts than I ever sent him! But the real kicker was when I would tell him a story about something me and my friends did, and he would respond almost every time with out fail "Wow you're like the girl version of me!" Like really? If I wanted to date myself I'd buy a mirror bud! Don't get me wrong, it's really sweet when a guy holds open the door and tells me I'm beautiful instead of hot, but this guy was to the point where he had no masculenity left!

i think one of the most recent ugh TM i have gotten was one from some guy i have probably only met once in my life at a bar, and for some reason, i gave him my number. after plenty of "your sexy" i thought he went away. then after a few months i randomly get a tm saying "im horny and im waiting for you" O.o im sorry but after a few months of silence...i think a nice hello would have been better

one time in the middle of an average everyday conversation I received a text that said "do you give blow jobs?" I was speechless. This guy was NOT my boyfriend, but kind of a friend with benefits..and a day later I found out he had ANOTHER girlfriend. I quickly replied with NO and then he asked " but I thought you loved me?" I ignored him and ten minutes later I got one that said "If I wipped my dick out would you suck it?" needless to say I did not go to that party...or text him until he apologized and broke up with his girlfriend. PS. even after that...he didnt get a BJ.

worst UGH!! this week was a random text from my ex boyfriend {who has a girlfriend} asking if i would send him naked pics of me. When i read it i literally sat there for like 10 mins nd wondered how stupid this guy had to be to think i would do that, especially considering i know he's with someone. It was one of those things that makes you question whether guys think before they do things.

Once, I liked a guy from my work. One night he was texting me, and he was saying how he was craaaazy about my body type, which is tall + thin. The next thing he says to me is "I like flat chested girls because you can see your face no matter where you are... if you know what I mean." Offensive and perverted, UGH.

The morning after being my moms DD I got this txt from someone. >>I hadn't even given out my number turns out my mom had<< It said:: heyy gurll got ur numbah 4rm yo mom last nite at dah club. thot you was preddy hott and thot mayB we shuld kick it sometime. Saw you wearin cowgurll boots I liv on a ranch mayB we culd ride sometime. lemme know honey pott ~~Cowboi Travis. I mean seriously, did you NOT get any kind of education? Or perhaps you did and you think it is "cool" to make youself sound absolutely ridiculous. Honey Pott??? WTF is that??? I may be old fashioned but I like educated men and men who would call. I mean who takes a text that seriously anyway?